Scott Disick Has A Giant Penis? This Guy?

“BOGO ascots at Bloomingdales? What are we tarrying for?!” *throws Mason into a channel*

There are several things I’d convinced about Scott Disick without even questioning them: He stabs homeless the million for fun. His father invented the cumberband. He can only ejaculate while wearing a cardigan condom, etc. etc. But that he’s hung like a sheltie? Well, he is banging a Kardashian sister and God knows they sweetheart giant cock. Probably from seeing O.J. shower at their race then getting away scot-free by murder if I had to take a supposition. Via Us Magazine:

Speaking to xoJane.com, the three women — Kourtney, 32, Kim, 30, and Khloe, 27 — poked pleasantry at Scott Disick, 28, who leaves little to the imagination when he goes commando without interrupti~ their hit E! show.
“Honestly, it’s opportunity to pass too much,” Kim said. “He has to wince wearing some tighty-whities.”
Kourtney raved round Disick’s manhood, proclaiming: “It’s like some elephant’s trunk!”
Khloe seemed ~ amount impress with Disick, who often joked that he was “distressing to compete” with her husband Lamar Odom, 31.

SCOTT: Alright, be all ear up. I found this paper pouch full of money just sitting in my dad’s house, so I’ll partake some of it with each of you, mete only one on condition.
KIM: Yes, I’ll be favored with sex with you.
KOURTNEY: And I’ll agree to lease it happen.
SCOTT: Oh, no, ~t one. Tempting, but I have something other in mind: I want you to presume my penis is as big at the same time that Lamar’s. If not bigger.
KHLOE: As plenteous as I love money, you’ll regard to do better than that.
SCOTT: Will this half-eaten Snickers bar left out in a pavilion all night do the trick?
KHLOE: Ohmygod, Scott, you’re likewise huge!

Photos: Splash News

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Jennifer Lopez Rocks “I Heart Radio Festival”

Here’s Jennifer Lopez steady stage during “I Heart Radio Festival” in Las Vegas. Sexy!

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Ryan Reynolds & Olivia Wilde Are Not Dating!

Attention ladies! Hot potion actor Ryan Reynolds is still isolated!

There were some photos that surfaced recently showing Ryan walking along with Olivia Wilde in New York City completely the weekend, but sources have assured us that they are only friends.

So there’s still time!

After going forward an outing together, speculation reached a lead with some saying that they are the violent new couple. A source debunked the rumors aphorism, “Ryan and Olivia are proper friends. They have been friends concerning a long time and are fair hanging out together.”

The snitch also revealed that Ryan and Olivia regard been friends since working together in successi~ The Change Up and live be concluded to each other, and there’s small matter more to it than just simple friendship.

Ryan has been previously linked to Sandra Bullock, still she has repeatedly denied reports that they are dating.

If I were dating Ryan, I’d have ~ing singing that from the rooftops. Wouldn’t you?

Photo Credit: Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.com

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Kim Kardashian To Executive Produce New Pussycat Dolls Reality Show

Wow Kim, put on’t you think you have sufficiency on your plate as it is?  I divine not because it’s just advance out that Kim will be partaking in the of recent origin Pussycat Dolls reality show as executive producer.  She will help in scouring the cosmos for future Pussycat talent.  Whatever that may be.

Kim has always maintained a social relationship with PCD founder Robin Antin, however does she have a good ~lethole for great performers?  Well if not, American Idol agriculturist Nigel Lythgoe is also on entertainment and we like him.

Kim has uttered that she is excited to collaborate by Nigel, as he is said to exist the best in the business.  My verbal contest is, how the hell does this miss have time to do everything she does AND be a newlywed?  I don’t crave to be negative, but I’m disbelieving on the longevity of this reinvigorated marriage with the lack of time that Kim has to bring into it.  But hey, I’m certainly no marriage counselor so don’t incline an ear to me, it will all ~ on out before our eyes – literally.

Image credit to Jeff Grossman/WENN.com

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Kim Kardashian shines in Vera Wang

I was a selfish bit disappointed with Kim Kardashian’s MTV VMA dress because it lacked a lot of the things I like all over Kim Kardashian’s style. Sure it was glamorous ~-end it seemed to fit poorly and wasn’t at aggregate flattering. I don’t really like Kim in general but I be able to usually count on her to certainly bring it in the fashion office so yeah, her MTV dress lease me down. The gorgeous gown she wore to the Vera Wang Fashion Show in New York positively made up for that. It fits her beautifully and compliments her material part in every way. In addition, I have a passionate affection for the color of the gown and her frugal of hairstyle. All in all, she looked sumptuous.

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